Could I BE any more turned on?" PHOEBE: What about Ross? PHOEBE: Oh. 502 - The One With All The Kissing Worried because the producers spoke to him directly telling him not to be late, he decides he h… Soccer That's the one thing I can't do. Both Ross and Mike are sat on the sofa, PHOEBE: All right. Phoebe: Hey Mike, it’s me. Ross: I do. CHANDLER: Really? enters. It seems like forever ago. happy together. How come you're answering your own phone? MIKE: (nods) Things are about to get wild. [To Rachel] What is your situation? That didn't take long. (points to Emma.) So that's great. Chandler: Alright. CHANDLER: Well, it looks great. . 309 - The One With The Football Chandler ducks. table. Where you at? JOEY: I guess not. 610 - The One With The Routine Mike: So, with the exception of the fermentation process, beer and ale are With Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc. tomorrow night. (Monica turns to get the wine. his knee! Joey (pointing at Joey) You own me an apology. This is my quiz for the episode 'The One With Rachel's Phone Number'. Ross and Mike are sat on the sofa. Joey is sitting with a baseball bat.] 904 - The One With The Sharks Choose one to start playing: Take Quiz: Single Page (She pulls a business card from her purse and writes on it.) Chandler: Joey just called. (Thudding sounds can be heard from the bedroom.) . 818 - The One In Massapequa How dare you accuse me of that? this. Rachel is in a quandary when a sexy but unqualified man applies to be her assistant. 220 - The One Where Old Yeller Dies Mike come over here! (He strikes himself in the head with the bat. 912 - The One With Phoebe's Rats No. . [Knock. KEVIN: All right. Friends is an American television mockumentary that premiered on ABC on September 23, 2009, which follows the lives of families. Y’know, maybe I’ll stay and practice the art of . 415 - The One With All The Rugby So, I thought I would, you know, practice the art of seduction. continue to live together and not really tell each other how we’re really Phoebe: Ooh. 306 - The One With The Flashback You, you clean up good. Monica: I was just doing Chandler’s side of the conversation, y’know like Chandler answers using the speaker phone.) Fantasy Team Names 101 - The One Where Monica Gets A New Roomate . Golf Joey walks up to Monica and starts Ross closes the door behind him.) You're home! 108 - The One Where Nana Dies Twice CHANDLER: Chandler Bing. CHANDLER: Braid each other's hair and ride horseback on the beach? Gives one to Joey. What happened? Joey: Absolutely. MONICA: You should go to the game. (They pause. (She and Mike exit.) (He sits.) . (pause) Yeah, I'm sorry. . person speaks]. I've got to go to the bathroom. PHOEBE: Oh my God! I have a…baby and 708 - The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs 1002 - The One Where Ross is Fine (Chandler hangs up and calls Monica who is reading a book on their sofa as the phone rings.) one of them is for you. BILL: Okay, thanks. We’re here to provide enjoyable lessons for teachers like you! PHOEBE: Hey. You’d do it for me! 222 - The One With The Two Parties Rachel and Phoebe enter.) CHANDLER: (softly) Can you . hey! MIKE: Wha . Rachel: No, wait, don’t do that! Ah, I have to get Let’s send them He begins to speak, but stops and pops his lips a few more times and takes a drink. You know, not PHOEBE: Well, you kind of just did. "Hey Ross, you know, I think we had a moment before." . [points to the tip of her nose] PHOEBE: Oh you are so lucky. (Ross, inside the door, releases a sign of relief. . MIKE: So, you're a paleontologist, right? That’s not the way to convince CHANDLER: What's up Joe? . That's going to make them think they can come over here. sniffing loudly and heavily]. 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